Sarah Palin Rocked by Scandal Asked to Resign Ticket

(YOUNGSTOWN, OH) - As admired by conservatives as she is reviled by progressives, Republican Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin has recently fallen under heavy scrutiny by the media for her alleged connection to scandals. A source at a campaign stop in Ohio reported Palin was asked to resign the ticket immediately while most recently being rocked by scandal.

At a concert at a political rally, the source overheard Palin being asked to resign the ticket. "Why, of course," she was heard to say, obliging the asker immediately. The name of the asker was not known by the source, but is presumed to be a Palin admirer.

Scandal rocked the entire party during the stop. Reunited after their long hiatus since the 1980s, singer Patti Smyth's band thrilled the audience, satisfying them that Scandal still rocks after all these years.

Palin's conversation with the asker was overheard as follows:

The admirer approached the Alaska governor and requested that she sign his ticket to the benefit concert event. After Palin signed the ticket, he reapproached her apologetically, and said, "Governor Palin, that pen doesn't work. Can you please resign the ticket?"

Palin was then overheard to have said, "Why, of course," and resigned the ticket immediately. The asker, apparently satisfied with her resignation, thanked her and left.

According to the latest polling data among likely voters, McCain and Palin can do practically nothing but chew gum and kick Obama's ass, and they've just run out of gum.

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